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[tsygan]

you know who it is. tell me what you want and fuck off.

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un: scrapper;

[tsygan]

( oh dear fucking jesus in heaven there is literally only one person that could be.

he just kind of stares at this text as it comes in, and okay, maybe he laughs a little at fabricky cage for my cajones. lord have mercy on us all. )

why the hell would i have a blacklight just lying around here

( idk we don't know your life. you COULD have a blacklight just lying around. )

gotta be careful with the panty thieves, rex
i hear they come when you least expect them

( why are you always antagonistic on purpose. )

i get the reason but sorry i dont have one
you could try the sniff test
see if that gets you anything

[himbomb]

for all i know, you could be the muscle behind some bigtime whodunnit operation
then again you don't really seem like the type 2 be a narc

[The potshot makes Rex chuckle, surprisingly. Is this an honest to god, friendly conversation? Who knows.]

look man, if it were up to ME?
i'd be freeballin it all day erryday
but the clothes i usually wear are so tight you'd just end up seein the whole thing, and
that seems a lil unprofessional 2 me
personally, idk

[So this is where Rex draws the line...]

also that'd basically be a big sign that says KICK ME HERE and
i HATE kids but
i'd still like the choice of knowin whether or not i could eventually have em
u kno?

[tsygan]

( friendly conversation? what even is that? HOW DOES ONE HAVE A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION. )

cant say ive ever been a snitch, nah

( but you're involved in a Very Sketchy Operation back where you're from and you're right in the damned middle of it. HMM.

anyway. )

you get kicked in the nuts often?
cause i feel like just walking around showing off your dick print isnt enough for something like that
i could be wrong though

( says the one that would also freeball his way through life if not for pretty much the same exact reason those flight suits don't exactly leave much to the imagination. )

choice is important i guess
never wanted kids myself

( he would honestly probably be the worst parent in the entire ass universe. )

[himbomb]

every superhero worth their salt has been kicked in the 'nads (🍇🍆🍇) at least once!

[That is absolutely not true, he is just an asshole.]

intentionally or unintentionally!!!
's just an operational hazard at this point

[tsygan]

i dont think thats right
i think you only get kicked in the balls if youre being an asshole
or like
getting your ass kicked by somebody that plays dirty

( also don't you mean 'occupational hazard'.

not that he knows the difference. abel would, though, and would absolutely say as much. )

sounds like being a superhero aint all its cracked up to be

[himbomb]

[Some time passes before he sends the next text.]

on most days? i guess it isn't

but it does feel good, like, sometimes

and it gives ya a lot of ammo when you're screwin around

everybody wants to say they've boned a superhero, so

i take what i can get

[tsygan]

( he didn't mean for that to get deep, but that's about the only way anything ever gets deep with him. completely by fucking accident. )

kinda like everybody wanting to bang somebody famous
something like that
i get it

and i guess the only shit that really matters is how you feel about it at the end of the day right

( that sounds suspiciously mature of you, sir. are you okay. )

this is a horrible tag and i hope nobody else sees it

[himbomb]

i mean, i get it
superpowers do make sexytime a whole lot more exciting
there's the increased stamina, better muscle control, and a HELL of a reduced refractory period between stiff wingety-wangs

[It also makes him worry that maybe he won't be as good in bed without them.]

what about you
have you ever screwed a celebrity???

oh .... baby boy

[tsygan]

honestly, for me
get me off once and make it good
nothing else matters

( sorry if what you're used to is capable of multiple orgasms ... he has a decent enough refractory period, but that's neither here nor there.

( unconsciously hoping to set rex up for something later? pffff. ) )

nah

cw: drug abuse mention

[himbomb]

i guess the quality of the sex is a lot more important than the, y'know
quant(itty) (.)(.)

hehehe

[THIS IS SO STUPID, I'm-]

i mean, how on EARTH are you gonna be good in bed if you're coked out all the time?
most of those hoity toity dipshits are out there like OH! IT'S ALL PILATES AND GREEN TEA
meanwhile they're snorting pleasure powder outta some poor bastard's hole the second they get off camera
cocaine skinny and pilates skinny don't look the same

[tsygan]

( god they're both so goddamned stupid.

he. does laugh at that, though. to himself. )

im always quality over quantity

( hey do we think they have coke on mars? because i don't, so. )

pleasure powder sounds interesting
to say the least

( i am so sorry. )

[himbomb]

does it?

what kind of pleasure are we talkin here

powder, and uh, any crusty DUSTY bits

should probably be kept FULL WELL outta gonad territory

i mean, where in "thunder from down under" would DANDRUFF fit in

[Or dandruff adjacent... Particles.]