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[tsygan]

you know who it is. tell me what you want and fuck off.

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this is a horrible tag and i hope nobody else sees it

[himbomb]

i mean, i get it
superpowers do make sexytime a whole lot more exciting
there's the increased stamina, better muscle control, and a HELL of a reduced refractory period between stiff wingety-wangs

[It also makes him worry that maybe he won't be as good in bed without them.]

what about you
have you ever screwed a celebrity???

oh .... baby boy

[tsygan]

honestly, for me
get me off once and make it good
nothing else matters

( sorry if what you're used to is capable of multiple orgasms ... he has a decent enough refractory period, but that's neither here nor there.

( unconsciously hoping to set rex up for something later? pffff. ) )

nah

cw: drug abuse mention

[himbomb]

i guess the quality of the sex is a lot more important than the, y'know
quant(itty) (.)(.)

hehehe

[THIS IS SO STUPID, I'm-]

i mean, how on EARTH are you gonna be good in bed if you're coked out all the time?
most of those hoity toity dipshits are out there like OH! IT'S ALL PILATES AND GREEN TEA
meanwhile they're snorting pleasure powder outta some poor bastard's hole the second they get off camera
cocaine skinny and pilates skinny don't look the same

[tsygan]

( god they're both so goddamned stupid.

he. does laugh at that, though. to himself. )

im always quality over quantity

( hey do we think they have coke on mars? because i don't, so. )

pleasure powder sounds interesting
to say the least

( i am so sorry. )

[himbomb]

does it?

what kind of pleasure are we talkin here

powder, and uh, any crusty DUSTY bits

should probably be kept FULL WELL outta gonad territory

i mean, where in "thunder from down under" would DANDRUFF fit in

[Or dandruff adjacent... Particles.]