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[tsygan]

you know who it is. tell me what you want and fuck off.

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[himbomb]

charming, huh?

[Rex's lip quirk upwards at that, once again as some poor sap bangs on the bathroom door, seemingly wailing from the burdensome pressure within his bladder. The young hero thinks he hears something along the lines of, "No, not again, the last time this happened was at my mother's funeral-"]

Damn, the last time you wet yourself was at your mother's funeral?

[He calls back, clearly unbothered.]

Well! At least you didn't shit in her grave!

[Now, back to texting.]

sorry
got a little distracted from being distracted, my b

i mean, it's me, right?

what else could it be

[tsygan]

( REX. for the love of everything.

keep that shit up, because he'd appreciate it. and you know he would. oh, if only he could be there to witness it with his own two eyes.

( though let's be real here. if he was there with rex, he wouldn't be so concerned with what he was doing unless he'd somehow managed to not keep his attention. eyes on him, handsome. ) )

yeah its you
and i said it was PART of your charm
not that you were charming

( sir. please. )

you already knew it was you
so ill ask again
what else am i thinking about

cw: invincible style violence

[himbomb]

wow
rude, bro

[The barb is typed and sent with a cheeky smile, and if Rex were the more pensive sort, the kind to think more deeply about the things that he said ad did, he'd hope that the tone was recognizable in the message.

He probably should've also sent a winky face, in retrospect.]

my thighs probably
did manage to crush a few watermelons between 'em a couple times
dat fruity juicey juice came squirtin out of them (🍉🍉🍉) like a gusher

i've wanted to try that technique out in live combat for a while now, buuuut
the technique's a little risky, as you can probably tell
and i'd like to keep both of my nuts intact, tyvm

[tsygan]

you love it

( hey, if it helps? he can see that cheeky smile, you little shit, and he hopes that his own is evident enough in his reply, because it is most definitely there.

you don't even need the winky face.

but.

if he's perfectly honest, he's thinking about several parts of him, the topmost of which had been how absolutely biteable his collarbones are, but when that next message comes in ... his thoughts take a different route entirely. )

your thighs are pretty gorgeous
maybe
im thinking about how good theyd look with my teeth marks on them

[himbomb]

[Rex smiles again, a little more genuinely this time.

It's still bizarre being on the receiving end of such aggressive compliments from anyone who isn't Eve. He can't say he hates it- Fuck yeah his thighs are fucking gorgeous, he's made sure of it. Rex has worked pretty hard to get his body where it's currently is, and maintaining this state is even harder when you can't cheat your way to pretty with superpowers.

Luckily, he's known good old fashioned discipline before, so old habits are being dredged up and re-used for necessity's sake.]

what's with you and the whole biting thing

[He likes it, actually. Overall!

There's an inkling of curiosity, of something else, that he feels about it as well. That's harder to pin down, however.]

you don't eat people do you?
cause that'd be juuuuust my mcfreakin luck