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[tsygan]

you know who it is. tell me what you want and fuck off.

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[tsygan]

i dont think thats right
i think you only get kicked in the balls if youre being an asshole
or like
getting your ass kicked by somebody that plays dirty

( also don't you mean 'occupational hazard'.

not that he knows the difference. abel would, though, and would absolutely say as much. )

sounds like being a superhero aint all its cracked up to be

[himbomb]

[Some time passes before he sends the next text.]

on most days? i guess it isn't

but it does feel good, like, sometimes

and it gives ya a lot of ammo when you're screwin around

everybody wants to say they've boned a superhero, so

i take what i can get

[tsygan]

( he didn't mean for that to get deep, but that's about the only way anything ever gets deep with him. completely by fucking accident. )

kinda like everybody wanting to bang somebody famous
something like that
i get it

and i guess the only shit that really matters is how you feel about it at the end of the day right

( that sounds suspiciously mature of you, sir. are you okay. )

this is a horrible tag and i hope nobody else sees it

[himbomb]

i mean, i get it
superpowers do make sexytime a whole lot more exciting
there's the increased stamina, better muscle control, and a HELL of a reduced refractory period between stiff wingety-wangs

[It also makes him worry that maybe he won't be as good in bed without them.]

what about you
have you ever screwed a celebrity???

oh .... baby boy

[tsygan]

honestly, for me
get me off once and make it good
nothing else matters

( sorry if what you're used to is capable of multiple orgasms ... he has a decent enough refractory period, but that's neither here nor there.

( unconsciously hoping to set rex up for something later? pffff. ) )

nah

cw: drug abuse mention

[himbomb]

i guess the quality of the sex is a lot more important than the, y'know
quant(itty) (.)(.)

hehehe

[THIS IS SO STUPID, I'm-]

i mean, how on EARTH are you gonna be good in bed if you're coked out all the time?
most of those hoity toity dipshits are out there like OH! IT'S ALL PILATES AND GREEN TEA
meanwhile they're snorting pleasure powder outta some poor bastard's hole the second they get off camera
cocaine skinny and pilates skinny don't look the same

[tsygan]

( god they're both so goddamned stupid.

he. does laugh at that, though. to himself. )

im always quality over quantity

( hey do we think they have coke on mars? because i don't, so. )

pleasure powder sounds interesting
to say the least

( i am so sorry. )

[himbomb]

does it?

what kind of pleasure are we talkin here

powder, and uh, any crusty DUSTY bits

should probably be kept FULL WELL outta gonad territory

i mean, where in "thunder from down under" would DANDRUFF fit in

[Or dandruff adjacent... Particles.]