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[tsygan]

you know who it is. tell me what you want and fuck off.

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[tsygan]

and im alive so that has to mean something

пошел на хуй

we were supposed to go to the market sometime

( you can take your dad humor and shove it, fucking hell that was bad. )

[revolts]

[ can't get any fucking appreciation around here. ]

is that what the kids are calling it these days? good for him, he needs get taken to market. guy's gotta learn how to unclench.

[ sorry he's like this. anyway. ]

we're all happy you're alive but we can do better.

[ that is to say, you deserve better. ]

[tsygan]

( oh he appreciates plenty, daddy. just not your sense of humor. )

WERE LITERALLY GOING TO THE MARKET TO LOOK AT FRUIT
the kind you eat
for fucks sake i give up

( he knows you can make an innuendo out of anything he says, so he's just. stopping right there. )

the fact anyones happy im alive is good enough for me
cant ask for more than that

[revolts]

[ yeah elias can still be the kind you eat baby.

...anyway. that's sad alexei stop giving toji emotions he didn't authorize.]

shut up that's some kind of sad fucking minimum bar bullshit and we're gonna do better.

[ never mind that toji is on the same page. having one person happy he's around is one more than he's used to having. ]

[tsygan]

( dear lord, stop.

sorry not sorry the emotions always seem to be unauthorized with you bastards.

and you can't say he's the only one glad to have you around; aforementioned nerd and yuri both, they'd surely miss you if you suddenly up and fucked off. )

its more than i had before i met you
so
im good with it but if you wanna set the bar higher im not your boss or anything

[revolts]

and I been saying I'm gonna. you sure you know how to read?

anyway when are you coming, I'm getting old over here.

[tsygan]

youve been old

( ignoring the fuck out of that first comment, fuck you. )

im coming im coming
keep your pants on
or dont

[revolts]

pretty sure we're both never gonna hear the end of it if I take my pants off in the living room with both elias and yuri and both their kids.

[ which toji is going to be endlessly cranky about. ]

[tsygan]

guess youre just gonna have to behave yourself
shame
i know how hard it is to keep your hands off me

( please pay him back for his mouth later. please. )

[revolts]

I can still spank you, then we'll both be unhappy.

[ and by unhappy he means turned on with no real outlet until the situation passes. ]

[tsygan]

you wouldnt do that to yourself
youre not that much of a masochist

( or maybe you are.

either way it's on you whether or not you follow through and let everybody in the room hear what your boy sounds like when you go full daddy mode.

unless he bites it back on purpose so even you don't get to hear it. hm. )

[revolts]

baby you don't want to know the things I do to myself.

[ not even in a sexy way like oof. his life. his choices. ]

[tsygan]

youve said something like that before

( and it bothers him, but it's not his place to say as much. )

[revolts]

yeah?

[ he doesn't remember it specifically but he doesn't remember a lot of things. anyway it sounds like something he would say. ]

cause it's true.

[ toji doesn't really have any secrets, doesn't care enough to keep them except about megumi. all cain has to do is ask. ]

[tsygan]

( he's pretty sure it had been when toji was out of his mind, a good while back now, but everything then had been more than just a bit of a blur. so it kind of all melts together. )

you keep telling me i deserve better
when are you gonna realize the same goes for you
doesnt matter what youve done

[revolts]

don't worry, kid. even if we disagree on what I do or don't deserve, I've been around long enough to know no one gets it. there's no sense or reason to it. it's just life. I've killed plenty of people who didn't deserve it. I had my wife and didn't deserve her. she died when she didn't deserve it.

you get what you get. you see me running from you?

don't worry about what I think I deserve. I'm taking whatever I can get anyway.

[tsygan]

( how do they go from casually mentioning spanking to. this. sometimes he swears he's going to end up with whiplash from this man.

but he's okay with it.

inhale, exhale. )

you deserve better than me
but i guess its good youre taking what you can get
youre kind of stuck with me
have i said that yet