[The barb is typed and sent with a cheeky smile, and if Rex were the more pensive sort, the kind to think more deeply about the things that he said ad did, he'd hope that the tone was recognizable in the message.
He probably should've also sent a winky face, in retrospect.]
my thighs probably did manage to crush a few watermelons between 'em a couple times dat fruity juicey juice came squirtin out of them (🍉🍉🍉) like a gusher
i've wanted to try that technique out in live combat for a while now, buuuut the technique's a little risky, as you can probably tell and i'd like to keep both of my nuts intact, tyvm
cw: invincible style violence
rude, bro
[The barb is typed and sent with a cheeky smile, and if Rex were the more pensive sort, the kind to think more deeply about the things that he said ad did, he'd hope that the tone was recognizable in the message.
He probably should've also sent a winky face, in retrospect.]
my thighs probably
did manage to crush a few watermelons between 'em a couple times
dat fruity juicey juice came squirtin out of them (🍉🍉🍉) like a gusher
i've wanted to try that technique out in live combat for a while now, buuuut
the technique's a little risky, as you can probably tell
and i'd like to keep both of my nuts intact, tyvm