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[Now, Rex is far from being fluent in Russian. He doesn't even have the skills to muster up a corny, phony accent like many douchey teenagers his age.

Still, he's able to recognize the alphabet. So many of his first few jobs involved covert Russia operations, the script would be hard to forget.]

fuck

is that how you spell

[When he sees the word, he hears the moniker in Cain's voice.

Shit, the guy's in his head.

This never bodes well. The ending is always the worst part.]

aah
milly? millet... mullet-head (tho i'm pretty sure that just happens 2 b Y-O-U!!!!! AYOOOO)

[Maybe if he plays it cool, he'll seem less... Desperate? Stupid?]

ooh ooh
DICKS

it's either violence or dicks
god, i know i'm right