( don't be disappointed; as has been mentioned elsewhere, he is the easiest motherfucker to get all riled up through sexting, maybe most especially if he isn't the one initiating, but he can't help but to give you a little bit of shit first.
regret messaging him yet? )
guess that means im not the only one that thinks youve got an ass worth sinking teeth into
( in the good, non-cannibalistic way, of course. see? he's getting there.
and honestly why does that sound exactly like something that would happen to you?? jesus fucking christ, man, you need a different career. )
you say 'thanks i worked really hard on the marinade' and move the fuck on
no subject
regret messaging him yet? )
guess that means im not the only one that thinks youve got an ass worth sinking teeth into
( in the good, non-cannibalistic way, of course. see? he's getting there.
and honestly why does that sound exactly like something that would happen to you?? jesus fucking christ, man, you need a different career. )
you say 'thanks i worked really hard on the marinade' and move the fuck on
( cain? what the fuck??? was that????
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY. )
nothin important
arent you supposed to be working
or are you fishing for a distraction