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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [personal profile] tsygan 2023-04-05 12:36 am (UTC)

[Rex is a couple of years past his most bloodthirsty stage. Make no mistake, he loves a good ooey-gooey kablam, but mostly when a very bad person is on the receiving end. That or an inanimate object. He's got too much guilt sprinkled in amongst the ghastly childhood memories, some of which stand out more now in his harrowing nightmares, because...

They were probably innocent people.
]

No it's not dickhead?

[Silently, Rex counts his blessings. If he ever had to come face to face with one of those penis headed monsters from Persona, he wouldn't shit himself, but he would be saying "Fuck" even more often than he usually does.]

Or Russian.

'Cause I'm preeeetty sure it's Russian! I've-

[Killed a lot of highly ranked foreign dignitaries in Moscow-]

Been there... Sometimes.

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