[Rex, surprisingly, doesn't raise his voice or start a fuss. He had been anticipating this sort of skeevy commentary from Cain anyway, although it is bizarre being on the receiving end of it for a change.
And, you know, not also be in any imminent danger at the same time.]
My heart is juuuust as bitter as the rest of me, okay?
[In perhaps the flattest tone Cain has ever witnessed the young super use, he continues:]
Hyperflexibility was one of my superpowers.
Then again, I've never had a problem with bendy shit! Probably because I was born double-jointed! Or maybe whoever-the-fuck designed people really, reaaaaally wanted me to bend a helluva lot before I break. I dunno!
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[Rex, surprisingly, doesn't raise his voice or start a fuss. He had been anticipating this sort of skeevy commentary from Cain anyway, although it is bizarre being on the receiving end of it for a change.
And, you know, not also be in any imminent danger at the same time.]
My heart is juuuust as bitter as the rest of me, okay?
[In perhaps the flattest tone Cain has ever witnessed the young super use, he continues:]
Hyperflexibility was one of my superpowers.
Then again, I've never had a problem with bendy shit! Probably because I was born double-jointed! Or maybe whoever-the-fuck designed people really, reaaaaally wanted me to bend a helluva lot before I break. I dunno!